1 00:00:01,784 --> 00:00:04,830 ♪ 2 00:00:04,874 --> 00:00:06,354 [Ingmar] Hollywood Hills. 3 00:00:06,397 --> 00:00:10,140 It wasn't just the home of the rich and famous. 4 00:00:10,184 --> 00:00:13,100 -It was the home of coyotes. -[howling] 5 00:00:13,143 --> 00:00:15,450 -And rattlesnakes. -[hissing] 6 00:00:15,493 --> 00:00:21,369 And the Devil himself, Dimitri Nobakov... 7 00:00:21,412 --> 00:00:26,026 the man I believed to be responsible for killing Tex. 8 00:00:27,766 --> 00:00:31,292 And I had that son of a bitch in my crosshairs. 9 00:00:31,335 --> 00:00:32,945 [indistinct chatter] 10 00:00:32,989 --> 00:00:36,862 All I had to do was pull the trigger. 11 00:00:39,865 --> 00:00:43,043 [indistinct chatter] 12 00:00:45,436 --> 00:00:47,786 But I couldn' t do it. 13 00:00:47,830 --> 00:00:50,311 Not until I knew for sure. 14 00:00:50,354 --> 00:00:52,139 ♪ 15 00:00:52,182 --> 00:00:53,314 Shit! 16 00:00:53,357 --> 00:00:55,142 It was at that point I knew 17 00:00:55,185 --> 00:00:58,971 if I wanted to hear Dimitri confess to killing Tex, 18 00:00:59,015 --> 00:01:02,279 I would have to come up with a clever plan. 19 00:01:02,323 --> 00:01:04,194 ♪ 20 00:01:51,502 --> 00:01:53,374 This... 21 00:01:53,417 --> 00:01:55,202 is Dimitri. 22 00:01:55,245 --> 00:01:56,507 And this is-- 23 00:01:56,551 --> 00:01:57,856 You. 24 00:01:58,553 --> 00:02:00,859 Yeah. This is me. 25 00:02:00,903 --> 00:02:04,080 And I need to get near Dimitri, 26 00:02:04,124 --> 00:02:08,911 because I want to hear him confess that he killed Tex. 27 00:02:09,607 --> 00:02:11,566 Okay? 28 00:02:11,609 --> 00:02:13,394 At which point, 29 00:02:13,437 --> 00:02:18,964 I'm gonna make sure that he's brought to justice! 30 00:02:19,835 --> 00:02:23,055 Yeah! Show him what you got! 31 00:02:23,099 --> 00:02:26,015 I'm just emotional. 32 00:02:26,058 --> 00:02:27,364 Oh, no need to apologize. 33 00:02:27,408 --> 00:02:31,107 Just, how are you going to get near Dimitri? 34 00:02:31,151 --> 00:02:33,153 By doing business with him. See here? 35 00:02:33,196 --> 00:02:37,592 Dimitri has a fleet of stolen luxury cars, 36 00:02:37,635 --> 00:02:39,985 so I'm going to pretend I wanna buy 'em, 37 00:02:40,029 --> 00:02:44,207 but in order to do that, I need money... 38 00:02:44,251 --> 00:02:46,427 a lot of money. 39 00:02:46,470 --> 00:02:47,906 ♪ 40 00:02:49,604 --> 00:02:53,303 [Ingmar] We need to catch both of them to get the full reward. 41 00:02:54,957 --> 00:02:56,437 [sighs] Coffee? 42 00:02:56,480 --> 00:02:59,222 Yeah, why not? 43 00:02:59,266 --> 00:03:01,572 [muffled grunts] 44 00:03:01,616 --> 00:03:04,053 So I was thinking, 45 00:03:04,096 --> 00:03:06,229 if we do catch the second bounty today, 46 00:03:06,273 --> 00:03:10,015 maybe we could go out for a drink. 47 00:03:10,929 --> 00:03:12,453 You mean you and me? 48 00:03:12,496 --> 00:03:14,585 Yeah, like co-workers. 49 00:03:14,629 --> 00:03:15,934 Not like friends? 50 00:03:15,978 --> 00:03:18,110 Well, as friends would be nice. 51 00:03:18,154 --> 00:03:20,112 I mean, I haven't actually made any friends here yet. 52 00:03:20,156 --> 00:03:21,462 Well, I have an idea. 53 00:03:21,505 --> 00:03:24,856 Why don't you go out tonight, without me, 54 00:03:24,900 --> 00:03:26,858 and see if you can find yourself a friend? 55 00:03:26,902 --> 00:03:28,208 Be good for you. 56 00:03:29,470 --> 00:03:32,864 Hey, hey, hey, hey, second bounty behind us... 57 00:03:32,908 --> 00:03:35,998 on bicycle. 58 00:03:36,041 --> 00:03:39,219 Wait, wait, wait! Hold it, hold it! 59 00:03:39,262 --> 00:03:41,482 Hold it. 60 00:03:41,525 --> 00:03:43,223 Now! 61 00:03:43,266 --> 00:03:45,094 [groans] 62 00:03:45,137 --> 00:03:47,357 [Ingmar] Yes, yes! Ha! Ha! 63 00:03:47,401 --> 00:03:49,054 My leg! My leg! 64 00:03:50,099 --> 00:03:51,361 Yeah, that's him. 65 00:03:53,494 --> 00:03:54,495 Here's your half. 66 00:03:54,538 --> 00:03:55,496 Oh. 67 00:03:55,539 --> 00:03:56,888 Good job. 68 00:03:58,977 --> 00:04:00,240 -What? -What? 69 00:04:00,283 --> 00:04:03,460 I'm sorry, Axel, but you can't come! 70 00:04:03,504 --> 00:04:07,464 Why don't you go to a bar, throw some of that money around? 71 00:04:07,508 --> 00:04:10,119 It's an excellent way to make new friends. 72 00:04:10,162 --> 00:04:11,903 Are you sure you don't want to come? 73 00:04:11,947 --> 00:04:13,253 Yeah, I can't. 74 00:04:13,296 --> 00:04:16,386 I'm going to invest these in the stock market. 75 00:04:20,303 --> 00:04:23,306 ♪ 76 00:04:23,350 --> 00:04:27,049 ♪ TDC, let's get it pimpin' 77 00:04:27,092 --> 00:04:31,009 [Ingmar] Fifteen grand. Thank you. Here, thank you. 78 00:04:31,053 --> 00:04:33,273 [indistinct chatter] 79 00:04:33,316 --> 00:04:39,235 Okay! [chuckles] Let's play some goddamn poker, all right? 80 00:04:39,279 --> 00:04:41,106 While I was trying to get the money 81 00:04:41,150 --> 00:04:43,108 that could get me closer to Dimitri, 82 00:04:43,152 --> 00:04:45,241 Axel was in another part of town 83 00:04:45,285 --> 00:04:48,157 trying to get closer to... 84 00:04:48,200 --> 00:04:49,550 well, pretty much anyone. 85 00:04:49,593 --> 00:04:50,638 Hello. 86 00:04:50,681 --> 00:04:51,639 Hey. 87 00:04:51,682 --> 00:04:53,118 Hey. 88 00:04:53,162 --> 00:04:55,643 Yeah, I'm quite new to town. 89 00:04:55,686 --> 00:04:57,558 Don't really have any friends. 90 00:04:57,601 --> 00:05:00,387 Aw. Do you wanna suck my cock? 91 00:05:00,430 --> 00:05:02,693 No. No, thank you. 92 00:05:02,737 --> 00:05:08,569 I'm looking more for a platonic, non-s-sexual relationship. 93 00:05:08,612 --> 00:05:10,962 I think, yeah. 94 00:05:11,615 --> 00:05:13,313 [Sarah] Axel! 95 00:05:13,356 --> 00:05:15,576 Hey, Sarah! What are you doing here? 96 00:05:15,619 --> 00:05:19,710 Well, my dad's not answering my phone calls, so I figured he might be here. 97 00:05:19,754 --> 00:05:21,408 No, it's just me. 98 00:05:21,451 --> 00:05:23,758 Okay, well, I'll tell you and then you can tell him. 99 00:05:23,801 --> 00:05:25,586 You guys are being sued. 100 00:05:25,629 --> 00:05:27,283 By who? 101 00:05:27,327 --> 00:05:30,242 A porn producer who has a largely successful line of films 102 00:05:30,286 --> 00:05:31,722 called The Swedish Dicks, 103 00:05:31,766 --> 00:05:34,334 and now he's suing you into financial oblivion 104 00:05:34,377 --> 00:05:36,336 for the copyright infringement. 105 00:05:36,379 --> 00:05:38,338 Hey! 106 00:05:38,381 --> 00:05:43,125 I make up for not killing dog by stopping lawsuit. 107 00:05:44,169 --> 00:05:46,302 Okay, I'm sorry, Sun, 108 00:05:46,346 --> 00:05:47,999 but exactly how are you going to stop the lawsuit? 109 00:05:48,043 --> 00:05:52,439 I put curse on porn man, make his life living hell. 110 00:05:52,482 --> 00:05:54,136 Consider it done. 111 00:05:56,356 --> 00:05:58,314 -Well, I'll tell your dad. -Great. 112 00:05:58,358 --> 00:06:03,319 The-but-but in the meantime, can I, uh, buy you a drink? 113 00:06:05,060 --> 00:06:09,194 Wait, you know I don't find you physically attractive, right? 114 00:06:09,238 --> 00:06:12,763 No, I didn't, but I do now. 115 00:06:12,807 --> 00:06:14,809 Well, great. So as long as we're good on that, 116 00:06:14,852 --> 00:06:17,289 feel free to buy me all the drinks you want. 117 00:06:19,248 --> 00:06:22,556 All in all, it wasn' t a bad night of gambling. 118 00:06:22,599 --> 00:06:25,559 But unfortunately, it wasn' t enough money 119 00:06:25,602 --> 00:06:28,692 to get in business with Dimitri. 120 00:06:28,736 --> 00:06:31,652 When I give you money, you pay me back. That's how that works. 121 00:06:31,695 --> 00:06:32,653 Fuck you. 122 00:06:32,696 --> 00:06:33,784 -Fuck me? -Yeah. 123 00:06:33,828 --> 00:06:34,785 Fuck you. 124 00:06:34,829 --> 00:06:36,178 Nah, nah, yeah, fuck you. 125 00:06:36,221 --> 00:06:38,310 Come on, man, pull the trigger. 126 00:06:38,354 --> 00:06:40,356 [laughs] Don't think just 'cause we're best friends that I won't do it! 127 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:42,619 -Pull it! -Hey, guy-guy-guy-guys. 128 00:06:42,663 --> 00:06:46,188 You mind taking your heated discussion the fuck away from my car? 129 00:06:46,231 --> 00:06:49,757 I'm not goin' anywhere until he gives me the money he owes me! 130 00:06:49,800 --> 00:06:52,499 -You said that I could have it! -I didn't say you could have it! 131 00:06:52,542 --> 00:06:54,152 I said you could borrow it. 132 00:06:54,196 --> 00:06:55,763 Okay, he owes you. How much? 133 00:06:55,806 --> 00:06:57,155 Fifty bucks. 134 00:06:57,199 --> 00:06:59,549 Okay. Here you go. 135 00:07:02,204 --> 00:07:04,380 [scoffs] Keepin' that. 136 00:07:04,424 --> 00:07:06,426 Mister, we been in and out of foster homes and prisons our whole life. 137 00:07:06,469 --> 00:07:08,166 Ain't nobody ever give a rat's ass about us. 138 00:07:08,210 --> 00:07:10,125 Yeah. What's your angle, mister? 139 00:07:10,168 --> 00:07:14,825 No angle. I'm just trying to get you the hell away from my car. 140 00:07:14,869 --> 00:07:19,090 And I don't like to see people shooting each other over fifty bucks. 141 00:07:19,134 --> 00:07:20,091 That's all. 142 00:07:20,135 --> 00:07:21,876 So play nice, kids. 143 00:07:21,919 --> 00:07:25,706 All right, let's get outta here. I just got fifty bucks. 144 00:07:25,749 --> 00:07:28,491 Mister, do yourself a favor and stay outta there tomorrow night. 145 00:07:28,535 --> 00:07:29,753 Why? 146 00:07:29,797 --> 00:07:32,277 All you need to know is you did us a favor, 147 00:07:32,321 --> 00:07:34,410 and now we're doin' you one. [laughs] 148 00:07:34,454 --> 00:07:37,587 ♪ 149 00:07:41,591 --> 00:07:43,506 And... 150 00:07:43,550 --> 00:07:44,768 action! 151 00:07:44,812 --> 00:07:47,118 [porn music plays] 152 00:07:52,733 --> 00:07:53,864 Excuse me. 153 00:07:53,908 --> 00:07:55,257 Cut! 154 00:07:55,300 --> 00:07:57,259 Are you porn maker who makes porn 155 00:07:57,302 --> 00:07:59,261 and intend to sue Swedish Dicks? 156 00:07:59,304 --> 00:08:01,393 That would be me, sweetheart. 157 00:08:01,437 --> 00:08:03,700 I think you should rethink what you're thinking. 158 00:08:03,744 --> 00:08:05,267 Stop lawsuit. 159 00:08:05,310 --> 00:08:07,443 Now give me one good reason why I should do that. 160 00:08:07,487 --> 00:08:11,229 If you don't, I put ancient North Korean curse on you. 161 00:08:11,926 --> 00:08:14,232 [laughs] 162 00:08:14,276 --> 00:08:16,583 Curse? Please, this is the 21st century. 163 00:08:16,626 --> 00:08:19,237 Now get outta here before I call the cops. 164 00:08:19,281 --> 00:08:20,761 You leave me no choice. 165 00:08:20,804 --> 00:08:21,762 [bell tolls] 166 00:08:21,805 --> 00:08:24,895 May your milk cows go dry. 167 00:08:24,939 --> 00:08:27,594 May your horses go lame. 168 00:08:27,637 --> 00:08:29,509 [bell tolls] 169 00:08:30,771 --> 00:08:31,859 [scoffs] That's it? 170 00:08:31,902 --> 00:08:33,382 That's your curse? 171 00:08:33,425 --> 00:08:35,384 Now I'm gonna put a curse on you, all right? 172 00:08:35,427 --> 00:08:36,603 You tell those Swedish Dicks 173 00:08:36,646 --> 00:08:38,822 you just cost 'em an even bigger lawsuit! 174 00:08:38,866 --> 00:08:40,781 How the hell did she get in here? 175 00:08:40,824 --> 00:08:41,912 Jesus. 176 00:08:41,956 --> 00:08:43,479 All right, everybody. 177 00:08:43,523 --> 00:08:44,872 [slurps] 178 00:08:44,915 --> 00:08:46,700 Back to one. 179 00:08:46,743 --> 00:08:48,876 [Ingmar] After checking out the two clowns 180 00:08:48,919 --> 00:08:50,617 outside the poker game, 181 00:08:50,660 --> 00:08:53,271 I was pretty sure what they were up to, 182 00:08:53,315 --> 00:08:55,535 and it was all good news... 183 00:08:55,578 --> 00:08:58,494 until Axel walked into the room. 184 00:08:58,538 --> 00:09:00,496 [in Swedish] 185 00:09:04,587 --> 00:09:05,545 Mm-hmm. 186 00:09:24,781 --> 00:09:25,739 [speaks gibberish Swedish] 187 00:09:25,782 --> 00:09:26,914 -Oh. -Whatever. 188 00:09:26,957 --> 00:09:28,916 Sarah, what are you doing here? 189 00:09:28,959 --> 00:09:31,353 Just came to see how you guys want to handle this whole lawsuit thing. 190 00:09:31,396 --> 00:09:34,312 This whole lawsuit thing? 191 00:09:34,356 --> 00:09:36,619 Yeah, didn't Axel tell you? 192 00:09:36,663 --> 00:09:37,664 No. 193 00:09:37,707 --> 00:09:39,579 Axel? No, no. 194 00:09:39,622 --> 00:09:41,624 I told him to tell you last night when we were hanging out. 195 00:09:41,668 --> 00:09:42,843 Oh. [chuckles] 196 00:09:42,886 --> 00:09:44,845 What do you mean, "we were hanging out"? 197 00:09:44,888 --> 00:09:49,371 This is the new friend I was kind of telling you about. 198 00:09:50,502 --> 00:09:51,765 -Hey, Sarah? -Hmm? 199 00:09:51,808 --> 00:09:52,983 I want you to unfriend him, 200 00:09:53,027 --> 00:09:54,985 and I want you to unfriend him now. 201 00:09:55,029 --> 00:09:58,641 [scoffs] You can't tell me who I can and can't be friends with. 202 00:09:58,685 --> 00:09:59,990 Hey, listen, t-t-t-- 203 00:10:00,034 --> 00:10:01,339 You're right. 204 00:10:01,383 --> 00:10:03,341 I want you to unfriend her, 205 00:10:03,385 --> 00:10:04,691 and I want you to unfriend her now. 206 00:10:04,734 --> 00:10:06,562 It's not like you're thinking, all right? 207 00:10:06,606 --> 00:10:08,999 Sarah finds me physically unattractive, right? 208 00:10:09,043 --> 00:10:10,392 -Yes. -Yeah. 209 00:10:10,435 --> 00:10:12,916 Yeah? What about you? 210 00:10:12,960 --> 00:10:16,659 Do you find her physically unattractive? 211 00:10:19,923 --> 00:10:21,708 Hello? Do you? 212 00:10:21,751 --> 00:10:24,058 Of-of course I find her attractive. 213 00:10:24,101 --> 00:10:26,408 -Look at her. She's hot. - I know. 214 00:10:26,451 --> 00:10:28,628 Right? But, uh, that doesn't mean we can't just be friends. 215 00:10:28,671 --> 00:10:31,848 [scoffs] I can't even begin to count how many times 216 00:10:31,892 --> 00:10:36,723 that I pretended to be a woman's friend just so I could bed her. 217 00:10:36,766 --> 00:10:40,074 "Bed her"? And when were you doing this, in the Middle Ages? 218 00:10:40,117 --> 00:10:42,729 A man and a woman can't be friends. 219 00:10:42,772 --> 00:10:43,991 Am I right, Sun? 220 00:10:44,034 --> 00:10:46,689 Why you think I avoid friendship with you? 221 00:10:46,733 --> 00:10:48,909 I know what happen we go down that road. 222 00:10:48,952 --> 00:10:51,912 Okay, can we get back to things that actually matter? 223 00:10:51,955 --> 00:10:54,523 For example, you are being sued by a porn producer 224 00:10:54,566 --> 00:10:56,743 who claims he had the name "Swedish Dicks" first. 225 00:10:56,786 --> 00:10:57,874 What? 226 00:10:57,918 --> 00:10:59,528 Don't worry! I put curse on him... 227 00:10:59,571 --> 00:11:00,747 mess him up big time. 228 00:11:00,790 --> 00:11:02,487 What? 229 00:11:02,531 --> 00:11:06,491 Yeah, there's nothing that he can sue me for, 230 00:11:06,535 --> 00:11:09,669 because I registered the name long time ago. 231 00:11:09,712 --> 00:11:12,933 No, you registered the name "Swedish Dick". "Dick"! 232 00:11:12,976 --> 00:11:15,065 -Yeah! -Not "Swedish Dicks". 233 00:11:15,109 --> 00:11:16,066 Mm, my bad. 234 00:11:16,110 --> 00:11:17,938 Hey, Sun! 235 00:11:17,981 --> 00:11:20,462 That curse, will it work? 236 00:11:20,505 --> 00:11:23,595 Oh, yeah, baby. It work big time. 237 00:11:23,639 --> 00:11:27,077 Okay, Sarah. The name stays. 238 00:11:27,121 --> 00:11:28,078 [cell phone alarm beeps] 239 00:11:28,122 --> 00:11:30,559 Ah, shit! I gotta go. Ugh. 240 00:11:30,602 --> 00:11:32,561 Oh, hey, um, we're still on for tonight, right? 241 00:11:32,604 --> 00:11:34,084 -Yeah! -Okay, good. Okay. 242 00:11:34,128 --> 00:11:35,433 Bye. 243 00:11:42,136 --> 00:11:44,442 [in Swedish] 244 00:11:46,009 --> 00:11:47,707 Uh-huh. 245 00:11:54,844 --> 00:11:56,019 ♪ 246 00:11:56,063 --> 00:11:58,718 [Ingmar] At this point, I hated Axel, 247 00:11:58,761 --> 00:12:02,069 but not as much as I hated Dimitri. 248 00:12:02,112 --> 00:12:05,507 I still had to get the money I needed to approach him, 249 00:12:05,550 --> 00:12:07,770 but I knew I was close. 250 00:12:07,814 --> 00:12:10,555 I was certain those two clowns 251 00:12:10,599 --> 00:12:12,688 were gonna rob the poker game... 252 00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:16,736 and when they did, I would rob them. 253 00:12:23,612 --> 00:12:25,222 [gasps] Howdy, friend! 254 00:12:25,266 --> 00:12:26,876 Hi, friend! 255 00:12:26,920 --> 00:12:30,053 Welcome. Oh, what is that terrible smell? 256 00:12:30,097 --> 00:12:32,534 Oh, that is the smell of... 257 00:12:32,577 --> 00:12:34,057 I call it "Confusion." 258 00:12:34,101 --> 00:12:36,538 You know, when I was getting ready to go out tonight, 259 00:12:36,581 --> 00:12:39,062 I put on some cologne, but as I was doing it 260 00:12:39,106 --> 00:12:40,803 I realized it was my "sexy cologne", 261 00:12:40,847 --> 00:12:43,110 you know, the one I use when I wanna be "sexy". 262 00:12:43,153 --> 00:12:44,589 Ah, when you wanna snag a lady? 263 00:12:44,633 --> 00:12:45,982 Yeah, exactly. 264 00:12:46,026 --> 00:12:47,723 But then I remembered I was gonna see a friend, 265 00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:50,117 so I put on my normal cologne. 266 00:12:50,160 --> 00:12:51,814 Without washing off the first one? 267 00:12:51,858 --> 00:12:55,513 Yes. So, uh, the combination is the bad smell. 268 00:12:55,557 --> 00:12:57,820 Oh. Well, you know, I said terrible, not bad. 269 00:12:57,864 --> 00:12:58,821 Oh. 270 00:12:58,865 --> 00:12:59,822 Alcoholic beverage? 271 00:12:59,866 --> 00:13:01,084 Thank you, friend. 272 00:13:01,128 --> 00:13:05,654 [stereo playing in background] 273 00:13:05,697 --> 00:13:07,003 [indistinct arguing] 274 00:13:07,047 --> 00:13:10,093 [Ingmar] What the hell are you guys waiting for? 275 00:13:10,137 --> 00:13:12,052 [sighs] 276 00:13:12,095 --> 00:13:14,489 Well, what the fuck you mean? 277 00:13:14,532 --> 00:13:15,795 We were hanging out a lot. 278 00:13:15,838 --> 00:13:17,013 Because, you were in fuckin' prison! 279 00:13:17,057 --> 00:13:18,623 Who was supposed to hang out with her? 280 00:13:18,667 --> 00:13:19,842 You gotta be kiddin' me! 281 00:13:19,886 --> 00:13:22,105 -One thing led to-- -You slept with her? 282 00:13:22,149 --> 00:13:25,282 Yeah, but you would have done the same thing in my situation, and you know it! 283 00:13:25,326 --> 00:13:26,893 [sighs] [scoffs] 284 00:13:26,936 --> 00:13:28,155 Come on, dude. 285 00:13:28,198 --> 00:13:31,071 I'm just so fuckin' angry, man! 286 00:13:31,114 --> 00:13:32,202 [sighs] 287 00:13:32,246 --> 00:13:33,551 You know what, you know what, you-- 288 00:13:33,595 --> 00:13:34,596 Oh, you're probably right. 289 00:13:34,639 --> 00:13:35,945 I probably would have. 290 00:13:35,989 --> 00:13:37,773 Enough of this fuckin' arguin' shit, man. 291 00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:39,122 We got a poker game to rob, right? 292 00:13:39,166 --> 00:13:40,123 Yup. 293 00:13:40,167 --> 00:13:42,865 Yeah, sweet. [chuckles] 294 00:13:42,909 --> 00:13:45,128 Okay, now, I don't usually do this. 295 00:13:45,172 --> 00:13:47,261 And by not usually, I mean never. 296 00:13:47,304 --> 00:13:50,960 But in honor of your visit, I decided to make you 297 00:13:51,004 --> 00:13:54,137 some meatballs of the Swedish variety. 298 00:13:54,181 --> 00:13:56,139 [laughs] Oh, come on. Please tell me you're joking. 299 00:13:56,183 --> 00:13:58,794 It's-it's like if you came to visit me in Sweden, and I said, 300 00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:01,536 "Oh, you're an American, I'm gonna cook you McDonald's for dinner". 301 00:14:01,579 --> 00:14:04,104 And I would actually like that. 302 00:14:04,147 --> 00:14:05,148 Are you ready to try one? 303 00:14:05,192 --> 00:14:07,585 [in Swedish] 304 00:14:07,629 --> 00:14:08,717 Thank you. 305 00:14:10,632 --> 00:14:12,721 How is it? 306 00:14:12,764 --> 00:14:15,550 [muffled] Um, it's terrible. 307 00:14:15,593 --> 00:14:17,813 [laughs] Oh, it's that bad? 308 00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:19,989 [muffled] Yeah, no, I didn't say bad, I said terrible. 309 00:14:20,033 --> 00:14:21,773 Oh, stop it. 310 00:14:21,817 --> 00:14:23,601 -Agh, agh. Mm-hmm. -[indistinct mumbling] 311 00:14:23,645 --> 00:14:25,038 Yeah, it tastes like shit. Uh-huh. [laughs] I'm sorry. 312 00:14:25,081 --> 00:14:26,778 [muffled] Can I spit it out? 313 00:14:26,822 --> 00:14:28,302 [laughs] Yeah, there's a trash right behind you. 314 00:14:28,345 --> 00:14:30,870 -Oh, my God. -[laughs] 315 00:14:30,913 --> 00:14:31,871 Mm. 316 00:14:31,914 --> 00:14:34,961 Come on, guys, make your move! 317 00:14:35,004 --> 00:14:36,266 She's just so fuckin' hot. 318 00:14:36,310 --> 00:14:38,268 Listen, you gotta cut that shit out. 319 00:14:38,312 --> 00:14:40,227 You know what? 320 00:14:40,270 --> 00:14:42,882 You agreed you would have done the same thing in my position! 321 00:14:42,925 --> 00:14:44,927 Yeah, well, I lied just like you lied to me! 322 00:14:44,971 --> 00:14:47,016 I didn't lie about anything, man! 323 00:14:47,060 --> 00:14:48,800 Hey, you guys! Guys! 324 00:14:48,844 --> 00:14:51,325 I thought we worked this out last night. 325 00:14:51,368 --> 00:14:54,981 Yeah, well, he's supposed to be my best friend. He slept with my girlfriend! 326 00:14:55,024 --> 00:14:56,243 You did? 327 00:14:56,286 --> 00:14:58,027 Yeah, but it wasn't my fault! 328 00:14:58,071 --> 00:14:59,333 He was away at prison, 329 00:14:59,376 --> 00:15:01,204 and I was hanging out with his girlfriend, 330 00:15:01,248 --> 00:15:02,684 you know, just as friends? 331 00:15:02,727 --> 00:15:03,728 And the next thing you know-- 332 00:15:03,772 --> 00:15:05,034 -They had sex! -Yes! 333 00:15:05,078 --> 00:15:07,341 Because dudes and chicks can't just be friends! 334 00:15:07,384 --> 00:15:08,908 They gotta get the dog on, right? 335 00:15:10,953 --> 00:15:12,302 Yeah, right. 336 00:15:12,346 --> 00:15:15,044 Can we just pause this conversation for a moment? 337 00:15:15,088 --> 00:15:17,960 I need to make a quick call to my daughter. 338 00:15:18,004 --> 00:15:19,353 -You got a daughter? -Is she hot? 339 00:15:19,396 --> 00:15:20,920 Hey. 340 00:15:20,963 --> 00:15:23,226 -[techno music plays] -So, all set. Press there. 341 00:15:23,270 --> 00:15:24,401 -Yeah. -Press there. 342 00:15:24,445 --> 00:15:25,837 -I'm excited! -Ready to go? 343 00:15:25,881 --> 00:15:27,970 Yeah. Okay, you have your treble. 344 00:15:28,014 --> 00:15:29,145 -[cell phone rings melodically] -You have your treble... 345 00:15:29,189 --> 00:15:30,930 [sighs] It's my dad. 346 00:15:30,973 --> 00:15:33,062 [scoffs] Well, aren't you gonna answer it? 347 00:15:33,106 --> 00:15:37,197 No, because he is just calling to make sure we're not having sex. 348 00:15:38,894 --> 00:15:40,852 You-you know, he's just looking out for you. 349 00:15:40,896 --> 00:15:44,769 Yes, but I am a big girl, and I can look out for myself. 350 00:15:47,033 --> 00:15:48,991 So, um, yeah. 351 00:15:49,035 --> 00:15:50,427 -All right, now. -Where were we? 352 00:15:50,471 --> 00:15:52,212 Show me some of your, some of your DJ moves. 353 00:15:52,255 --> 00:15:53,213 Yeah. 354 00:15:53,256 --> 00:15:54,779 Shit. 355 00:15:54,823 --> 00:15:58,696 Hey, you guys! Guys! You're friends, right? 356 00:15:58,740 --> 00:16:00,176 -Yeah. Best friends. -The best. 357 00:16:00,220 --> 00:16:03,919 I had a best friend once, but he died ten years ago. 358 00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:08,968 But there's not a day that goes by without me thinkin' about him. 359 00:16:09,011 --> 00:16:10,882 Do you understand what I'm tryin' to say here? 360 00:16:10,926 --> 00:16:14,103 -I do. -Yeah. 361 00:16:14,147 --> 00:16:15,148 Bro's before ho's. 362 00:16:15,191 --> 00:16:16,801 Bro's before ho's. 363 00:16:16,845 --> 00:16:20,675 Not exactly, but it works. So, hug it out. 364 00:16:22,285 --> 00:16:23,808 I love you, man. 365 00:16:27,290 --> 00:16:30,293 I don't know who you are, or what your deal is, old man. 366 00:16:30,337 --> 00:16:33,035 But, uh, thank you. 367 00:16:33,079 --> 00:16:34,776 -Thanks. -Yeah. [chuckles] 368 00:16:34,819 --> 00:16:36,996 But now you should probably get the fuck outta here. 369 00:16:37,039 --> 00:16:39,433 [Young] Get to steppin'. 370 00:16:39,476 --> 00:16:40,738 I'm out. 371 00:16:40,782 --> 00:16:42,044 [Young] Come on, cowboy! 372 00:16:44,177 --> 00:16:46,962 [techno music playing] 373 00:16:49,399 --> 00:16:53,447 Okay, this first move is called the "I'm concentrating" move. 374 00:16:53,490 --> 00:16:55,014 -[laughs] Okay. -Okay? 375 00:16:55,057 --> 00:16:56,885 So you look really concentrated. 376 00:16:56,928 --> 00:16:58,713 You see this? A bit pissed off, you know? 377 00:16:58,756 --> 00:17:00,019 -[laughs] -And you go like this. 378 00:17:00,062 --> 00:17:02,021 -Just turn knobs. -Okay. 379 00:17:02,064 --> 00:17:04,284 Step number two, called the "keep on dancing" move. 380 00:17:04,327 --> 00:17:05,850 -Okay. -Okay? 381 00:17:05,894 --> 00:17:08,157 Put one finger up. Go like this. 382 00:17:08,201 --> 00:17:09,202 I know this one! 383 00:17:09,245 --> 00:17:10,768 Yeah! You got it! 384 00:17:10,812 --> 00:17:12,161 Keep on dancing! 385 00:17:12,205 --> 00:17:14,859 Keep on dancin'! 386 00:17:18,950 --> 00:17:24,956 ♪ Ooh, it's a long way to... 387 00:17:26,828 --> 00:17:28,786 I'm sorry, I can't do this. 388 00:17:28,830 --> 00:17:30,179 [music stops] 389 00:17:30,223 --> 00:17:31,224 Do what? 390 00:17:32,399 --> 00:17:35,097 [sighs] Ingmar was right. 391 00:17:36,229 --> 00:17:37,491 What do you mean? 392 00:17:37,534 --> 00:17:40,015 I-- you know what I mean. 393 00:17:42,887 --> 00:17:43,845 Yeah, okay, yeah. 394 00:17:43,888 --> 00:17:46,848 So, I should go. 395 00:17:46,891 --> 00:17:49,198 Uh, mm. All right. 396 00:17:49,242 --> 00:17:52,201 Oh, hey, but just so we're clear, this is about sex, right? 397 00:17:52,245 --> 00:17:55,117 It's not, it's not about my meatballs? 398 00:17:55,161 --> 00:17:56,510 No, no. No, it's about sex. Yeah. 399 00:17:56,553 --> 00:17:57,989 -Oh, okay. -Yeah. 400 00:17:58,033 --> 00:17:59,121 But the meatballs didn't help. 401 00:17:59,165 --> 00:18:01,384 -'Cause they were shit. -[laughs] 402 00:18:01,428 --> 00:18:04,083 ♪ 403 00:18:06,868 --> 00:18:09,349 Yeah, finally. 404 00:18:09,392 --> 00:18:11,960 That's it. 405 00:18:12,003 --> 00:18:14,136 Come on, just a few steps. 406 00:18:14,180 --> 00:18:18,532 Be friends now, no fighting, that's it. 407 00:18:18,575 --> 00:18:19,924 Ah! 408 00:18:19,968 --> 00:18:21,448 All right, everyone, hands in the air! 409 00:18:21,491 --> 00:18:23,276 Hands in the air and no one will get hurt, all right? 410 00:18:23,319 --> 00:18:24,451 Do as we say and nobody gets hurt! 411 00:18:24,494 --> 00:18:26,148 Everyone, chill out! All right? 412 00:18:26,192 --> 00:18:27,497 Where's the cash, right here? 413 00:18:27,541 --> 00:18:28,890 Come on, baby, hurry up, hurry up with it! 414 00:18:28,933 --> 00:18:30,152 Put the cash in the bag. Let's go. 415 00:18:30,196 --> 00:18:32,894 No I don't want chips, just cash! 416 00:18:34,243 --> 00:18:37,594 Come on, guys! What the hell is taking so long? 417 00:18:37,638 --> 00:18:39,335 Ax...el. 418 00:18:39,379 --> 00:18:41,120 Axel! Axel! 419 00:18:41,163 --> 00:18:45,211 [whispering] Shh, shh. Come here. Shh. Come, come. 420 00:18:46,342 --> 00:18:47,952 Jeez. 421 00:18:47,996 --> 00:18:49,911 What the hell are you doing here?! 422 00:18:49,954 --> 00:18:52,043 I-I have an apology to make. 423 00:18:52,087 --> 00:18:53,958 Well, uh, later, later, not now. 424 00:18:54,002 --> 00:18:55,830 No, no, I have to do it face to face. 425 00:18:55,873 --> 00:18:57,092 Come on! 426 00:18:57,136 --> 00:18:59,138 What? 427 00:18:59,181 --> 00:19:00,226 [sighs] 428 00:19:00,269 --> 00:19:01,444 I lied. 429 00:19:01,488 --> 00:19:03,403 What? 430 00:19:03,446 --> 00:19:05,579 You know, uh, about just wanting to be friends with Sarah. 431 00:19:05,622 --> 00:19:07,581 All this time I've just wanted to... 432 00:19:07,624 --> 00:19:09,148 bed her. 433 00:19:09,191 --> 00:19:11,498 Don't even go there, Axel, please! 434 00:19:11,541 --> 00:19:14,892 No, no, but I'm not apologizing for wanting to have hot sex with her. 435 00:19:14,936 --> 00:19:17,286 I'm apologizing about the lie. 436 00:19:17,330 --> 00:19:20,942 Because even if you don't think of me as a friend, I think of you as a friend. 437 00:19:20,985 --> 00:19:23,162 And friends don't lie to each other. 438 00:19:23,205 --> 00:19:24,424 -[robber] Let's go! Let's go! -[Ingmar] Shit! 439 00:19:24,467 --> 00:19:25,860 -Get outta here! -What? 440 00:19:25,903 --> 00:19:27,078 [Ingmar] Get out of the car! 441 00:19:27,122 --> 00:19:28,167 Are they robbing the poker game? 442 00:19:28,210 --> 00:19:29,907 Yes, so get out of the car! 443 00:19:29,951 --> 00:19:31,605 [Axel] Not until you explain what's going on. 444 00:19:31,648 --> 00:19:32,997 Okay, okay! Fine! 445 00:19:35,130 --> 00:19:36,784 ♪ 446 00:19:36,827 --> 00:19:40,222 [Axel] I know you, Ingmar. You planned this! You lied to me! 447 00:19:40,266 --> 00:19:43,182 I didn't lie. I just didn't tell you the whole truth. 448 00:19:43,225 --> 00:19:44,531 Well, that's not what friends do! 449 00:19:44,574 --> 00:19:45,575 We're not friends. 450 00:19:45,619 --> 00:19:47,011 Of course we're friends. 451 00:19:47,055 --> 00:19:48,187 We work together, that's all! 452 00:19:48,230 --> 00:19:49,623 Oh, you're lying to yourself. 453 00:19:49,666 --> 00:19:50,972 Hold on! 454 00:19:51,015 --> 00:19:53,627 [tires screech] 455 00:19:53,670 --> 00:19:55,324 -You see that? -What? 456 00:19:55,368 --> 00:19:56,630 See what you did there? 457 00:19:56,673 --> 00:19:58,327 That's what friends do. 458 00:19:58,371 --> 00:20:03,202 What are you talking about? It was a reflex, pure reflex. 459 00:20:05,247 --> 00:20:06,466 [gunshots] 460 00:20:06,509 --> 00:20:10,339 Whoa, what...the...hell? 461 00:20:10,383 --> 00:20:13,299 You stay here. 462 00:20:13,342 --> 00:20:15,257 ♪ 463 00:20:22,003 --> 00:20:24,223 I already knew what had happened, 464 00:20:24,266 --> 00:20:28,662 that stuff that happens when you get too close to somebody, 465 00:20:28,705 --> 00:20:33,057 that thing Axel called "friendship". 466 00:20:33,101 --> 00:20:37,061 Sometimes, it only leads to pain, 467 00:20:37,105 --> 00:20:40,935 and sometimes it even leads to death. 468 00:20:56,124 --> 00:20:58,387 This should be enough for Dimitri. 469 00:20:58,431 --> 00:21:00,433 ♪ 470 00:21:04,393 --> 00:21:07,048 They said they were best friends. 471 00:21:07,091 --> 00:21:08,702 That's what they told me. 472 00:21:08,745 --> 00:21:10,660 And then they shot each other. 473 00:21:10,704 --> 00:21:11,705 [scoffs] 474 00:21:11,748 --> 00:21:13,707 I dated a girl once. 475 00:21:13,750 --> 00:21:18,189 She was a screenwriter, and she told me that characters 476 00:21:18,233 --> 00:21:22,193 are not being defined by the things they say, but by the things they do. 477 00:21:22,237 --> 00:21:24,195 You mean like putting your arm out to make sure 478 00:21:24,239 --> 00:21:26,285 I didn't get hurt while you made a turn? 479 00:21:26,328 --> 00:21:28,069 No, I mean by the way you came to me 480 00:21:28,112 --> 00:21:31,464 and apologized for not being honest to me. 481 00:21:33,204 --> 00:21:35,468 I do appreciate things like that. 482 00:21:37,818 --> 00:21:39,341 Hold on! 483 00:21:39,385 --> 00:21:41,038 [tires screech] 484 00:21:42,344 --> 00:21:47,436 Like I said, reflex, pure reflex. 485 00:21:55,575 --> 00:21:57,490 ♪ 486 00:22:10,764 --> 00:22:12,461 We were filming an orgy scene, 487 00:22:12,505 --> 00:22:14,463 and none of my 20 actors could get a damn erection. 488 00:22:14,507 --> 00:22:16,073 Not one! 489 00:22:16,117 --> 00:22:18,598 [Sun] Sound like curse working, big time. 490 00:22:18,641 --> 00:22:21,122 Yeah, my milk cows have definitely gone dry, 491 00:22:21,165 --> 00:22:23,124 and my horses have definitely gone lame. 492 00:22:23,167 --> 00:22:25,387 Just like I say, but you no listen. 493 00:22:25,431 --> 00:22:28,303 Please, I'm begging you, take back the damn curse. 494 00:22:28,347 --> 00:22:31,437 I take back curse, you drop lawsuit. 495 00:22:31,480 --> 00:22:32,829 I drop lawsuit! 496 00:22:32,873 --> 00:22:35,789 Hey! You make fun my English? 497 00:22:35,832 --> 00:22:37,312 No, I no make fun! 498 00:22:37,356 --> 00:22:38,661 I mean I'm not makin' fun, I swear! 499 00:22:38,705 --> 00:22:43,492 All right. I take back curse on two condition. 500 00:22:43,536 --> 00:22:45,799 One, you drop lawsuit. 501 00:22:45,842 --> 00:22:47,409 Done! What else? 502 00:22:47,453 --> 00:22:51,848 And you send to the great leader of my home country 503 00:22:51,892 --> 00:22:54,416 all your films, whole catalogue. 504 00:22:54,460 --> 00:22:55,417 Done! 505 00:22:55,461 --> 00:22:57,376 On VHS. 506 00:22:57,419 --> 00:22:58,725 Uh, VHS? 507 00:22:58,768 --> 00:23:00,074 Yes. 508 00:23:00,117 --> 00:23:03,077 ♪